A Zombie with a Profession
Do you think zombies remember their previous life? Like, can a zombie carpenter still do some killer wood work, or does his newfound craving for human brains override his previous set of skills? It’s the sort of thing that we’ve been spending waaaay too much time thinking about lately. Just imagine this. You’ve been training all of your life just to make it into the big leagues. You’ve been perfecting your curveball. Your fastball can blaze past even the best hitters. You’re a marksman with a baseball in your hands. And finally, you get signed to your favorite baseball team… only to be bitten by a ravenous zombie during your very first game. Now, you’re cursed to wander the Earth, looking for more brains to eat. It’d be a total bummer if you suddenly just lost all of those baseball skills.
Well, we have a “glass half-full” kind of outlook, so we’d like to believe that a zombie baseball player can still toss a slider across the plate like a pro! If you dress up in this Men’s Homerun Horror Costume, all of the other zombie optimists out there will totally assume that you’re a pro player, as well as a pro zombie.
Product Details
This adult zombie costume puts a brand new spin on the classic undead outfit! This costume comes with a pinstripe shirt that has fake blood splatters on the front and “Zombies” printed onto the front. It also features tattered sleeves and a bottom to help give it a classic zombie look. The pants are a matching pinstripe style and come with the same faux blood splatters all over them. The hat puts the finishing touch on this outfit and features fake brains and a baseball on the side.
Baseball and Brains
Once you have this outfit on, you’ll be ready to pitch a no-hitter… or dine on some human brains!
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